"Greetings mortal", squeaks the minature, crowned aquatic beast. "Let me guess, you went to the bar first and now you've come to me because i'm the only one left. Well, you'll soon find that i'm not one who enjoys being a 'second choice' *seethe*. Nevertheless, i can be generous, answer my question correctly and i shall direct you towards someone who can give you something interesting to do with this evening."

 

You stare in confussion at the random salmon or whatever it is for a few moments, i'd say the evening's been interesting enough thus far, you've been attacked and given a free flight already.

 

"Beware however!" The salmon squeaks again, louder this time over the noise of a passing Skoda, answer my question wrong and you shall pay for it with your life. Now, if 1+1 = 3, and 5+5 = 7, what number when added to itself will make 10?"